A letter to the seller: order number, what is wrong, and whether you want a refund, repair, or replacement. You fill in the facts, print or save a PDF, and send it. We do not send it for you, and this is not legal advice.
Consumer Rights Act 2015
If goods are not as described, not fit for purpose, or not of satisfactory quality, the Consumer Rights Act 2015 sets out remedies against the trader. Short deadlines can apply, especially in the first 30 days. That is the GOV.UK outline — not a promise you will get the money back.
Keep the order number, photos, and a screenshot of the listing. Say what you want: refund, repair, or replacement. This is a letter to the seller, not a chargeback and not a court claim.
A dated letter is easier to show than a chat thread. It does not freeze a card payment, and it does not start a claim. If the trader does not put it right, GOV.UK and Citizens Advice set out what people usually do next.
Read GOV.UK: consumer protection rights before you send anything. Digital content and services have their own rules on that page.
£5 · UK bank transfer
Pay £5 by UK bank transfer to Starling Personal: Andrew Skrzypiec-allen, sort code 60-83-71, account 44427708. Payment reference SENDTHIS. Then print/export. Honour system, same as now.
USDC on Base still accepted at 0x16287C70C13d3c535e96201B52879f988f2B11D5 for people who already have it.
Pay £15 by UK bank transfer to the same Starling account. Payment reference SENDTHIS-DFY (or USDC). Paste the facts, and I’ll write the letter. You still send it. Honour system, same as now. Not legal advice, and not a solicitor acting for you.
Parking ticket (PCN) · Subject access request · Landlord repairs
Send This is not a law firm and this is not legal advice. We write a letter from what you type; you send it. We do not talk to the seller, raise a chargeback, or say you will get a refund. Consumer rights for goods, services and digital content are on GOV.UK. If the stakes are high, read GOV.UK or speak to Citizens Advice. £5 is for the document, not a result.